Before you read on, I’d like you to know that this post is more of a rant than a review. My thoughts and feelings towards this finale does not reflect my view on the show as a whole. Battlestar Galactica is fantastic and I encourage you to watch it. But, if you’re reading this, chances are you already have.
First off, can I just say “WHAT THE FRAK!?!?”
The 3 part finale of Battlestar Galactica rapped up a lot of the prophecies, but also left me confused and disappointed. Parts 1 and 2 were probably some of the best episodes in the series, but Part 3 is a completely different story. If you thought the LOST finale sucked, then think again.
The confusion
What happened to Kara Thrace? Was she “an angel sent by God?” Is their “God” Ronald D. Moore (see below)? If Kara is an angel, what does that make Red-Dress-Six and Creepy-Ass-Baltar? Maybe they’re narrators of some sort, corporeal catalyst for the rebirth of mankind in this cycle of destruction? Will the liberated Centurions and Raiders ever come back?
The final five (minutes)
For your amusement, here is a breakdown of my thought process starting at 40:20 on Netflix:
- 40:20 – Hera! Damn, I wonder how much that kid got paid. Yeah, that was totally shot on a green screen…
- 40:50 – “150,000 years later”? Wait, is that New York? Yep. HOLD ON, DOES THIS MEAN I’M A CYLON-HUMAN HYBRID?!?
- 41:00 – Oh gods noooo! This is present day! It’s not even some alternate universe New York, this is actually New York!
- 41:15 – WHY THE FRAK IS RONALD D. MOORE STANDING IN THE FOREGROUND? IS THIS A JOKE?
- 41:40 – Are they really explaining the show’s message to the audience? Hell, you might as well break the 4th wall.
- 41:58 – They’re totally filming on location. I wonder if anyone will — yep, bearded dude just spiked the camera.
- 42:05 – Six: “That too is in God’s plan” Baltar: “You know he doesn’t like that name.” WAIT, IS HE REFERRING TO RONALD D. MOORE?!?
- 42:25 – Great, a news reel about present day human advances in robotics. Maybe I wouldn’t be cringing if I this wasn’t 2013.
- 42:50 – So. Much. Product. Placement.
- 43:12 – DID I JUST WATCH THE CREATION STORY OF MAN OR A SNL SKIT?!?
Maybe I’m taking everything at face value, or maybe I’m just unable see the big picture. Either way, this finale gets thumbs down from me.